TMI

I’ve had too much 홍주 and just ripped open a pack of facial moisturizer from a love motel byuntae pack and almost put it on my face but it looked soapy so I messaged my friend a picture of the label and he informed me it was vaginal cleanser.

I VERY NEARLY ALMOST RUBBED VAGINAL CLEANSER ALL OVER MY FACE LOLOLOLOLOLㅠㅠ

Here’s something interesting. That last post was inspired by me saying rehearsed and memorized things I KNOW I know how to say because I say them almost every day, yet I wasn’t understood on multiple occasions. After I wrote that, I skipped off down the road and spoke to one woman to get bus information and I had two small-talky conversations with two different restaurant owners. All of these conversations required a lot of actual conversation skills like improvisation and vocabulary and grammar I don’t regularly use in speech and EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD ME.

I don’t get it.

They gave up on the ambulance and put him in the cop car. I thought it was all clear for me to go back in the bar, but as I walked past bleeding guy kicked open the back door of the car and let out one last triumphant “씨바아아아아아아알!” as I ran to safety.